Posts by Witness 007

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Bible Prophecies are OBVIOUS like shooting ducks in a barrell...these things always happened!

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yes the new thought is increased earthquakes shows the end is near!!!!!!!!

predicting "earthquakes, wars, pestilence, hunger" is like predicting the sun will rise tommorow!

durrrrr!

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I predict in the future I may get wrinkles and a bad back......praise me! Be my follower!

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Science says humans were nearly wiped out 70,000 years ago...so why did God allow this..NOT the flood!

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70,000 years ago scientist say we had a "bottleneck in human evolution.

" due to an indonisian mega volcano erupting most of the earth was covered in darkness...ash covered as far as india.

dna evidence shows that human evolution slowed almost to a standstill till the population began to bounce back thousands of years later.

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I think DNA evidence and other scientific research is killing religion. Like the Mormon claim american indians are related to the Jews {lol} DNA evidence shows this is a lie.

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Science says humans were nearly wiped out 70,000 years ago...so why did God allow this..NOT the flood!

by Witness 007 in

70,000 years ago scientist say we had a "bottleneck in human evolution.

" due to an indonisian mega volcano erupting most of the earth was covered in darkness...ash covered as far as india.

dna evidence shows that human evolution slowed almost to a standstill till the population began to bounce back thousands of years later.

70,000 years ago scientist say we had a "bottleneck in human evolution." Due to an Indonisian Mega Volcano erupting most of the earth was covered in darkness...ash covered as far as India. DNA evidence shows that human evolution slowed almost to a standstill till the population began to bounce back thousands of years later. So was Noahs flood not enough? Was Jehovah angry with his creation? This didn't make it in the bible. When reading it always put your science books in the bottom draw.

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Bible Prophecies are OBVIOUS like shooting ducks in a barrell...these things always happened!

by Witness 007 in

yes the new thought is increased earthquakes shows the end is near!!!!!!!!

predicting "earthquakes, wars, pestilence, hunger" is like predicting the sun will rise tommorow!

durrrrr!

Witness 007

Yes the new thought is increased earthquakes shows THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!! No, it's not. Predicting "earthquakes, wars, pestilence, hunger" is like predicting the sun will rise tommorow! DURRRRR! Earths plates grind...their have been many different "pestilence"over thousands of years, there's always been wars since bible times. I just realized how EMPTY these prophecies are.

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"Fancy Dress" and large social gatherings are banned in our Halls! Why?

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yes we hosted the ultimate "fancy dress" party.

some did come as cowboys with guns {cringe} pirates with swords {cringe} and a male servant/pioneer came as a female balerina {oh my god nearly got deleted!

} but what's the big deal!

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Yes we hosted the ultimate "fancy dress" party. Some did come as Cowboys with guns {cringe} Pirates with Swords {cringe} and a male Servant/Pioneer came as a female Balerina {Oh my God nearly got deleted!} But what's the big deal! One Sister brought her study to visit and see us as just normal young people. Then...the crack down! No fancy dress, no large gatherings that don't have 15 Elders patroling. Yes, we don't want you to go to "worldly" parties....but we don't want you to organise your own either.....as one assh#le Elder put it after his "special warning" anouncement about an upcoming Witness party....."Brothers, don't touch this party with a ten foot pole."

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Sisters told they strictly can't wear slacks to Meetings to keep them submissive! Why?

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yes slacks and pants on women are evil.....the first step to wanting to be elders or even worse lesbians!

so the watchtower in it's wisdom put a strict bad on women wearing pants at meetings, even in siberia or alaska where it is freezing cold....i qoute the governing body who said: "we need to show these sisters who wears the pants in our congregations...literally.".

in the 70's when it was all the rage, my mum tried wearing slacks to the hall....."go and get changed" said the sister who studied with her.

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Yes slacks and pants on women are Evil.....the first step to wanting to be Elders or even worse LESBIANS! SO the Watchtower in it's wisdom put a strict bad on women wearing pants at Meetings, even in Siberia or Alaska where it is freezing cold....I qoute the Governing body who said: "We need to show these Sisters who wears the pants in our Congregations...literally."

In the 70's when it was all the rage, my mum tried wearing slacks to the hall....."go and get changed" said the Sister who studied with her. But it's fine for her husband to half a HUGE brown tie and flared pants Travolta style!

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Bethel snobs tell me off for wearing Rebooks and polo shirt to Bethel! Next time I'm going Nude!

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2007 so we go on holidays and my wife decided to visit bethel.....i wasn't even planning to go to the meetings, so i put on running shoes, blue slacks, and a light blue polo shirt....clean shaven....to a "worldly" person i would look neat and tidy....a bit of a nerd even!

to bethelites i looked like a slob giving the finger to jehovah!

one bethelite girl asked my wife if we were "newly interested.

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2007 was before my wife started to slide.....and sorry REBOKS not rebooks what the hell is rebooks!

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Bethel snobs tell me off for wearing Rebooks and polo shirt to Bethel! Next time I'm going Nude!

by Witness 007 in

2007 so we go on holidays and my wife decided to visit bethel.....i wasn't even planning to go to the meetings, so i put on running shoes, blue slacks, and a light blue polo shirt....clean shaven....to a "worldly" person i would look neat and tidy....a bit of a nerd even!

to bethelites i looked like a slob giving the finger to jehovah!

one bethelite girl asked my wife if we were "newly interested.

Witness 007

2007 so we go on holidays and my wife decided to visit Bethel.....I wasn't even planning to go to the meetings, so I put on running shoes, blue slacks, and a light blue polo shirt....clean shaven....to a "worldly" person I would look neat and tidy....a bit of a nerd even! BUT NO! To Bethelites I looked like a slob giving the finger to Jehovah! One Bethelite girl asked my wife if we were "newly interested." {No} "Oh your husband didn't have a tie?" Screw these people! If only worldy people knew. Next time I will be naked or dressed as a "hell's Angel."

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